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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:52
No way
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
What is your first experience having sex with older men?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
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Most people aren’t following this important dietary advice. Are you? - The Washington Post
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Why should we share our wife with others?
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
How much can you sell a 10k subscriber newsletter for?
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Pariatur et vero magni aperiam nulla.
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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